Ten simple rules for dating me.
1. You need to be able to communicate with me with no problem.
2. You shouldn’t be too good looking because someone else will be looking at you; however,
3. you need to be attractive.
4. You need to be able to listen to my infinite problems and
5. you have to be totally open with me, tell me the problems that are bothering you.
6. You have to somehow be able to pull my attention and
7. dissolve my sadness and stress.
8. You need to have time for me.
9. You need to go do your things and make me believe that I am not holding you back from something.
10. You need to be understanding even though it is hard for you to understand me
The most important rule is the last rule, the understanding one because I am not a good speaker; I can only show you, but not speaking things out loud.
